Saturday, December 17, 2005

Happy Birthday to my lil sister!

Hope you enjoyed your birthday party, and your  $480 stash of angbaos!

Actually quite sad lah. Only 2 of her friends turned up. To the others who didn't come becos:
  1. you don't want to
  2. you got "last minute tuition"
  3. you don't think my sister is popular enough for you to be friends with
  4. whatever reason


I told my sis.. "These people you call friends are fuckers not worth your time.. " and to myself i was like "knnbccb.. what kinda fuckers are those people? idiotics fucktards. #$%U*^*NH*("

Anyway.. 3 of my friends came. Outnumbered my sis's own friends. Joyce, Yinz and Yaya. Thanx for coming, and thanx for the presents you bought for her. Appreciate that! We started BBQ fire at 5plus, but the adult guests (dad's & aunty judy's friends) only came at 10pm! Madness.

The Secret Recipe New York Cheese Cake!
Yummy yummy yum yum!!!!!!

Happy Birthday to you.. sing along.. happy Birthday to you.. happy birthday to DUA PUI!!!! Happy birthday to you!

Family Picture. =)

I was helping her cut the cake and instead of helping to give out to the guests, she hide one corner to eat the cake first! KNS!

Me & Yaya.. it was almost 11.15pm and yaya still thot it's only 9plus.. hahaha!!!! GO HOME LIAO LAH! So late! Tmr still so early must wake up!

I bought this cute lil bear for my lil sis. hee heeeeee. with lots and lots of candies.

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Friday, November 25, 2005

Sister's PSLE results!


Today my sis is receiving her PSLE results.. Both her parents are busy so I am the designated driver and guardian to bring her there.. I remembered taking my PSLE results years ago.. super scary shit.

Joyce accompanied us! So sweet of her! Both of us were so worried and nervous for her cos she seemed so stressed out that she's crying before the results were announced! At12.22pm, she received her slip and screamed!! Both of us nearly died of heart attack cos we thought her results were bad.

WAH LAO! It's screaming in happiness.. -_-

The following are her results....

English: A
Maths: A
Chinese: A
Science: A*

Aggregate: 246

wah!! i'm so proud of her can! oei Tay Ya Yin..!!! not only you got smart sister hor! My pui also damn smart! ahahahaha!!!

This year's highest score for national is only 282. Her school's highest is 266. So my lil sister ranks among the elite can! I bet she's highest in her class! Whooopeee!!! Happy happy happy!

Joyce came down from Dover to accompany us to school, and the both of us were like worried mamas sitting with the other parents.. We almost cried when we saw my sister cried with joy! lol!

So afterwards i rewarded my sister with Haegan Daz Icecream, and both of us helped her fill out her option form for her choice of secondary school. My sister wanna go to Temasek Secondary. 101% can go in lah! Yippee! we filled up the rest of the 5 blanks with schools that mainly the both of us like, and ask Joanna to rank.. cos since she confirm going Temasek with her oh-so-wonderful results, the rest of the options doesn't matter at all!

Joyce and I went for Cheng Ting at Bedok Centre.. and she saw firsthand, how terribly funny and hilarious the boss is.. calling me darling in front of his wife! ahahhaa.. Well, she ta pao 2 packs for her mama, and she just went home.. Later i got MR Lecture.. must go!

I'm just so happie lah!

Joyce mama congratulated my sister thru me and also bought my sister a present to reward her for her good results! And what better thing to give my little sister than...

Joyce travelled all the way back to home in Bukit Batok than to Tampines just to pass me the cake! Thanks Joyce!
Double chocolate (or was it triple?) marshmellow cake! Looks so utterly yummy!

Thinking how to cut the pretty cake~

"Yay! Yummy yummy yum yum!!" Thank you so much Joyce jie jie!!!!"
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Happy Birthday Moneybaby!

May all your wishes come true, and may you find true happiness in love and everything you do. =)

Bought this cute pink poodle for her :)

I also chipped in for a group present with Joyce, Yaya, William, Joel kor kor for a Christian Dior DICE LIP GLOSS No.171 Pink, Limited Edition!
It's so freaking nice can! I want also! hee hee. But i seldom put make up lah. too lazy. Money always put make up one.. so i think she'll love it. I chose it one ok! I saw it, and i was like.. woww!! So chic, classy and moneyish!
I dunno if she's opened her present already a not. Kinda spoiler if she sees my blog entry before opening it. heh. Joyce and I specially drove over to her house to pass her the presents yesterday. hee hee. Than afterwards we went to watch Harry (yucky) Potter.
Joyce coming my house to swim later. She went to Jacky house to take her bikini.. whoopee. Sun tanning! Poor money is busy, so she cannot come. I shall go and make japanese jelly for her! But dunno will be hardened by the time she comes.. chop chop!!!
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Saturday, October 22, 2005

My 19th Birthday Party!

Venue: Beach Cabana
No of Invited Guests: 35

No of Guests present: 22

No of presents: 14
Amount of fun: Priceless
No of happy thoughts collected: Infinite

Thank you Joyce for the yummy mango cake! I love it! Muacksss!

A BIG Thank you to the following special people who came early to help me with the balloons and decorations..
Mr Kns, Sneezy, Pui, Chubee & Lulu.

A big big hug and thank you to my darling Yinz who helped me prepare for the party, twirl nice orange and yellow crepe paper around the party area, and helped entertained my friends.

Thank you for the following people who turned up:
(according to who arrived first)
Yinz (My no 1 helper!)
Lee Min
Amanda (QueenBee)
XinYu (Kallang Mei)
William (Brother)
Wei Ling (Da Sao)
Joel (kor kor)
Mel Mel
Aziz (my driving

I have tons of presents! And ang paos (from daddy, aunty judy, uncle seng zai, ah mah and my mother) amounting to $390! But the money has gone to fuel, carpark fees and my own birthday pressie, my birkenstock sandals! wahahaha..

Thank you yaya, joyce, queenbee, brother, da sao, kallang mei, kor kor, hafiz, jacqueline, chun keong, jessica, cindy, see yuen, roselyn & farhan! Thank you so much for the superb/wonderful/terrific/fucking gorgeous/lovely/highly desirable/sexy/powerful SMOOTHIE BLENDER!

wah lao ehh! You people made my dreams come true lah! I was so touched i nearly cried, but got make up so cannot cry. Now i at home with my scrubed face, alone, looking at the blender i crying lor! How can like that! I don't deserve such thoughtful and wonderful friends lah!

Phillips 750W Smoothie Blender
Thank you yaya, joyce, queenbee, brother, da sao, kallang mei, kor kor, hafiz, jacqueline, chun keong, jessica, cindy, see yuen, roselyn & farhan! Thank you so much for the superb/wonderful/terrific/fucking gorgeous/lovely/highly desirable/sexy/powerful SMOOTHIE BLENDER!

Crabtree & Evelyn Purple Towel & Lavender Hand Cream
from joyce & jackie, yaya & amanda... a big special thanks to Joyce who went all over everywhere to find things i want that's on my wishlist including my eyeshadow, dkny be delicious, moisturizer.. blah.. and finally she chose 2 PURPLE (yes, she loves purple.. haha) items from Crabtree & Evelyn which we all know is famous for having freaking expensive items for sale.. -muacks-

Giodarno TINKERBELL Sleeveless Top, chocs, injection pen & a beaded necklacefrom my bestie Yinz! thanx so much! thank you for coming early to help me with the deco too. muacks muacks and more muacks!

Escada Perfumethanks to money & alvis. i saw the advert for this particular perfume in the magazine just a few days before my bday.. and i was wondering to myself: "What a lovely bottle!"... than on my bday i received it from them! Yes.. Money always knows what i like before i even start liking something. Creepy? Yes.. i think so too... She's like.. able to read in my future... tee hee hee.

Pink Billabong Handbag
thanks to Lee Min my mei mei from SPARC. She's the only sparc member that turned up though i invited quite a few. But nevertheless, who cares about the rest when my mei mei is the most important on of them all!

Royce Chocolatesfrom Aziz my driving instructor from Ubi Driving Centre. My first driving lesson was with him, though not my last cos he had an attatchment with SAF.. he's the most friendly and humourous teacher in the whole school! And not to mention shy.. cos he came to my party but ran away at the sight of all my friends! tsk tsk.

Beaded Necklaces
thanks to mel mel.. so sweet of u to take time off to come all the way down to celebrate my bday with me. =)

Helen Necklace & Earrings Setthanks to jalalulu. i love the drawing u did too. thanx a million.

Piglet Handphone Holder
thanks to my lil sista Pui! thanx joan! it's sitting on my bed and i'm using it everyday to put my handphone!

Tigger Plushie
from bryan. cos i'm born in the year of the tiger. ehhh..

A lovely mug
from my nu er faith liew ah kow! i'm using it now!

$390 in angpaos thanks to my mother, father, aunty judy, ah mah & seng zai uncle

I know i should post each and every pic and give an apt description.. but please spare me cos my internet is acting crazy again, and i'm afriad of my post being "eaten" by blogger. i hope everyone enjoyed the food and the atmosphere there.. some minor glitchs in the party, but thank god the party turned out great!

I think to many, the best part of the party is the free flow of alcoholic drinks right? hmmmm.. i think when my dad sees the bill he'll faint. or maybe it's aunty judy that'll faint. cos i think confirm more than $1000.. imagine the amount of money i'll spend on my 21st birthday! tons! cos i wanna celebrate in a disco! ask my dad to go and open one quick quick before my 21st bday! lol!


well, i didn't drink at all. Cos i already quit drinking. hahaaa. after the platform dancing thingy in DblO... -shakes head-

anyway, i need to drive also, if i drink and drive.. hmmm. Let's not even think about that. I drove everyone out of East Coast Park in 3 batches.

1st batch to Marine Parade cos they wanna play pool.

2nd batch to Bedok Mrt.

3rd batch to their houses cos they stay in Pasir Ris & Tampines (very near my house mah!)

I was reading Jessica's blog and i find it so funny that i laughed for 5mins straight nonstop!

As quoted:and about 10 plus, Jasmine drove us to Bedok MRT. she's pretty 'zai' i must say. BUT she scared the hell out of William when she said "cheong ah..."!


she forgot to mention that i went "initial D!" when i turned up and down the sharp corners without slowing down my speed. but i said "cheong ah!" for sound effect to scare brother only lah. i very safe driving one hor! if not why you think my daddy trust me with his monster car and trust me to drive the children around without an accompanying adult when i only got my license for 1 week! hmpm! don't trust me, nvm, but must trust my dad's judgement!

since Joyce was so drunk.. i kinda speed all the way back to Tampines so i can send her back to Jackie house pronto. cos firstly i scared she vomit than i panicked than i'll maybe crash or something. secondly she looked so stoned, and i was so worried that she'll faint on me (she sat in front) and i'll lose control of the steering.. or even worse she starts to beat me up in her drunken stupor! than how! so.. yah.. lucky very little cars on ECP cos around 12.45am liao..

oops. if joycee's mama reading this she gonna kill me.i was driving very safely, and your daughter was fine. sorry i didn't take good care of her cos i busy doing something at that time when she was forced to drink that lamborghini thingy....

sighh i'm such a useless "nanny".

overall, after reading this entry you'll think i am a speed demon and i am a very careless driver, not to mention stupidly daring cos i've only got my license like for barely one month. but trust me, or ask any of my passengers. I am a very safe and zai driver ok!
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

My first 19th birthday gift...

Dunno if I should be surprised, shocked, happy or guilty.

the first person who wished & gave me a birthday card plus ang bao is..

*drum roll*

my mother.


i just nearly died of heart attack. she asked my maid to pass me this envelope.. and inside the green tacky SINGING card plastered with sunflowers, she wrote:

To: Jasmine Tay

You don't treat me as a mother is up to you. But in my heart you always my daughter.

I wish you Happy Birthday.
Enjoy Your Birthday. Take Care.

From Mumi.

oh gosh. she even signs off as MUMI. I nicknamed her that long ago.. and i used to sing "mumi mumi mumi.. in a rich man's world"..


inside the envelope there is a red packet with $100 inside.

I really don't know how to react. so i just put them in my cupboard.. and.. just.. hmmm.. do nothing.

everytime my birthday is round the corner, i'll feel very moody.

Esp this year, with Mr Kns feeling damn moody and thus affected my mood as well.

So moody plus infected moodiness = ultra depression.

fuck it lah.

One side of me is telling myself that Mr Kns is very stressed now over a lot of issues and i need to support him by being extra duper understanding and "guai" and not to disturb him..

But the other side of me is rebelling and asking why is my boyfriend so bo chup over my coming birthday? I don't expect him to buy me anything or what.. I just need his comments as to what party banner i should buy, what deco i should do.. what clothes to wear, what cake to buy... I just want him to accompany me.. even if we don't go to restaurants to eat or watch movies or whatever.. as long as the two of us can spend time alone together, i'm happy.

all he says is:
"Anything lah.. up to you. I don't know why you want to waste money on all this. I don't even celebrate my birthday."


today i went to watch movie ALONE, shall go and buy my birthday cake ALONE and just do everything ALONE.

sometimes i wonder.. got boyfriend.. like no boyfriend..

but then i think... my situation is quite unusual.. cos.. well. it's just unusual. so i cannot complain.

i was wondering.. sigh. if i didn't send invitations out, i shall just psyche myself to forget that 21 Oct is my birthday, and i shall just go somewhere quiet and spend the whole day ALONE and lament that no one loves me or remembers me at all..

but there are ppl who do. regardless of whether they show it or not, whether i accept it or not, or whether how fucking few of them there are.

as long as there's someone who love me, life goes on..

i'm just holding on for love. sounds stupid, but it's true.

one day when i really feel that no one loves me, or there's nothing to live for.. i'll just die.

and the number of things and ppl to live for shortens as each day goes by...

2 more days to my 19th birthday.

must.... cheer......... up!
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Sunday, October 9, 2005

Baby the Love Bird!

I have a new pet bird! Ummm... sorry. haven't thought of a name yet, so let's just call him baby.

Baby is a peach face love bird, and he is 3 months old.

I fell in love with him and bought him even though his left eye (the other side) is infected.. BUT CAN CURE ONE! NO PROBLEM! -- Mr Kns promised to heal him!

Yesterday I worked 16hrs straight! Tired like hell! afterwards i drove alone for the first time.. he heee.. picked the kids up from East Coast Park and fetched them home..
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Saturday, October 8, 2005

Best Bowling Game!

Brought the lil kids to East Coast's bowling alley... I used my personal ball which i bought last year but seldom have the chance to use.. and to my pleasant surprise, i striked on the first frame!


I mean.. my ball seldoms "listens" to me. if i want it to go straight, it'll curve.. vice versa.. first time it follows where i want it to go!!

And then, second frame i striked again! WOO HOO!! Everyone stared at me in amazement! Wahh.. suddenly Jasmine jie jie become so pro!


We had two lanes, and i shared my lane with Guan Li & my lil sis, while Mr Kns, Sean and jala used the adjacent lane.

**note the funny nicknames... haha.

Wah lau ehh! all strikes and spares can! only 2 frames kena distracted by this group of lao bengs next lane..

My final score is my personal best! 156!!!

I know a lot of people can score better than me! :( I had 3 ex-bfs who were professional bowlers/school teams and I am always reminded that I am so lousy when they dragged me to bowl with them cos they need to train/practise.. I never hit over 100 one! Haix. So lemme happy a bit k?

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005

Best brother in the world, William!

I remember he used to accompany me on ALL my big school projects till like at least 4am in the morning, just there to chat with me and entertain me, comfort me, keep me awake...


-plays sad music-

ever since he went steady with his first ever girlfriend.. he kinda neglected me.

sob sob.

but since i have Mr Kns, i cannot complain cos i kinda neglected him too...

heh. so we're both guilty of neglecting each other becos of our other halves.

anyway.. i just want to say..


he is like.. someone i can share anything with! can you imagine?

and he completes my sentences!

I'll go: "Wah lau eh! I'm so smart...!!"

than he'll say: "Yes yes.. you scare me."


sometimes i scare him.. not becos i am so smart lah, duh.. he's used to my "smartness".. but sometimes i complain to him about.. some.. things.. and sometimes my description of some.. things.. are too graphic and straightforward until he feel damn awkward.. he's a guy after all, and he's so.. innocent/naive/pure..


say too much again.. kua kua kua..

he'll comfort me when i am sad. he's somehow always there to chat with me when i have some problems or feeling upset becos i quarrel with Mr Kns. he'll take off his jacket even though he's freaking cold and offer it to me. i can rely on him to play card games with me becos i can't get to sleep, and he'll order room service chicken wings & fries to eat with me for supper and pay for it. i can count on him to chat with me till i fall asleep 1st than he sleep. i can literally sleep half naked with him and nothing will happen. haha. i can snatch the blanket away from him and he'll rather shiver in the cold than snatch the blanket back from me. i can take up 3/4 of the bed and he'll curl up in the far end corner of the bed so i can have more space to roll about.

i know. trust me. haha.

But brother is a pig! Sleep already very hard to wake him up!!

Anyways, I hope you and Da Sao will have a great and happy relationship and no matter how far we drift apart, there must be a string that makes us both connected as friends ok? :)
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Thursday, September 8, 2005

This is gonna leave a scar..

It was raining heavily, the ground was slippery.. i slipped on the drain hole's cover and fell on my right knee, sliding across while dropping all my coins and my handphone.

no one offered to help me even though they were many SP students walking past me. All they do is gape, ignore, stare and do nothing while STEPPING on my coins.


Sickening thing is, some of them were from my class last year, so they know me but chose to ignore me and leave me in the lurch!

It's damn fucking pain lah! And I bet this is gonna leave a scar! :(
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005

SPARC Duty @ Bugis Street

Bugis Street Developement Pte Ltd is giving Singapore Polytechnic's Business School students a ONE YEAR RENT FREE shop space above Bugis Street. How cool is that?

So people out there... my school is THE Poly to be at.

We churned out Singapore Idol, Super Star Finalist, Suria thingy competition singer finalist, and now?

okok.. i'm just being dumb. But our business school is one of the best cos we really have all kinds of connections...

And you can be part of
Singapore Polytechnic Ambassadorial Relation Corps
like me!

This has to be my most important and stressful duty of all because there are only 2 SPARC members involved (so i cannot push the stressful part to someone else) and the media is involved.. not to mentioned i will be in very close proximity to many important people...


glad that's over..

My job is to be the pretty smiling girl standing behind the VIPs and passing the document from one to another, and exchanging my file with jennifer for her file and let my 2 VIPs to sign the documents before giving the contract with 5 signatures to the VVIP to exchange with the other VVIP.

sounds confusing?

not really.

But it's damn stressful cos many eyes are watching, and as i've said before, i'm not really a glam poster girl with a to-die-for-figure or a million-dollar smile... no confidence and no looks to look glam.


anyway, Jennifer was in charge of 2 witnesses and the director of Bugis Street, while my two important people was Singapore Polytechnic's PRINCIPAL and School of Business Director!!!!!!

considering how many days i've missed school and how i've been such a "rebel" student, the stress is even worse...

I was doing duty with Jennifer, my fellow SPARC member.. Luckily this pic does not show the ugly red skirt. I do not, and i repeat, i do not understand why the top part of the uniform is so nice, but they have to ruin it with a horrible red skirt.


I took a non-authorized pic of the contract.. heh heh...

oh well.. many reporters came, including a tv crew from Channelnews Asia.. Mr Kns was wondering how i look like on TV.. and just one word to describe.

FAT. & may i add another one, UNGLAM.
though i didn't watch the broadcast. but trust me. i look hideous.

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Friday, September 2, 2005

New weighing machine!


Cool huh? It's like stepping on eggs! :)

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Constant Motivation!

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Sunday, August 28, 2005

We love Oreo!

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Monday, August 22, 2005

New goggles!

Real comfy! :)

Look like Willy Wonka! HAHA!
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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

SPARC Rehearsal

Rehearsal today for YES! Young Entrepruener 'Something'...

So many dry runs until i wanna drop dead from boredom cos i had nothing to do..

"Save me from my misery"

Anyway, my other sparc members were happily gossiping away. I didn't join them cos i am anti-social and don't like to gossip... "And then the girl hor.. yah! heheee.. yada yada.."

Damn sian. oh.. this pic is here cos i wanna let u guys see my new t-shirt! it's so nice.. hahaaa.. i was wearing my new skirt too.. but.. kinda hard to take a pic of it..

SPARC - Singapore Polytechnic Ambassador Relation Corps

Sounds nice and cool?

In reality, we are just dispatched to events to stand around until our toes are numb and look like idiotslook nice & we are always cordinally ignored by everyone and left in the cold. :(

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3 new hobbies

i have been reading a lot of cookbooks, and trying out lots of new recipies. That's bee hoon, by the way.. and i must say it's really yummy. Heh.

and.. my willing victims are my lovely siblings. they even allow me to fix them dinner (improvement from supper).. haha. At least during supper they can don't eat and won't feel so hungry, but dinner.. if it's fucked up, they have to eat maggie mee.

Yesterday i cooked Mac & Cheese for my bro's supper, and Today's menu is Ceral Tiger Prawns, Tereyaki Chicken wings and Black Pepper Wings.


Due to sensitive ear lobes, i can't wear anything earrings that is not made from gold/titanium/white gold. No silver, no other metals. I am esp sensitive to nickel. So, i prefer collecting earrings to wearing them. Sometimes i do wear them (stuborn la) than my ear holes will have infection at night.

Stupid things i do.. like my poor belly button.. sobbss.


If you think the receipts are very little, please keep in mind that only purchases above $12 make the list. The rest are dumped into the garbage bin.

One is $161 for my hair, another $740 for my tooth, blah blahhh..

And there are many receipts in a little plastic bag which i pasted on the wall to make more space.

Try to spot the little plastic bag. hahaa.

it's not because my wall is too small (though it is in fact quite small), it's just that i am a little tramutized by the number of receipts, so to keep me in a sane mind, i try to hide them and persuade myself that i am NOT a big spender.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Happy Birthday Oreo!

Oreo was born on 16 Aug 2004.
I brought him home in early Oct 2004.

Pic taken on the first day i brought him home. Poking his tummy and couldn't keep my hands off him cos he is a living doll/baby polar bear.

From the start, he treated me as his mum cos he wasn't weaned (still drinking milk) and had to be fed 3 times daily. I was the poor person who had to wake up at 5am, delay going to school to feed him at 10am & rush back by 6pm to make milk and feed him thru a milk bottle.

He was so tiny then..

I survived through his puppyhood stages which includes teething where he chewed on anything and anything he can get his teeth on, and since he sleeps on my bed with me, he chews on my hair to sleep every single day.
And in a blink of an eye... He is one year one! YIPPPEEE!! My lovely son is a year old!

"Yay! I am 1 yr old! -raises paws in the air- now please lemme go back to sleep."

When people ask "How old is he?" I can say ONE YEAR OLD instead of counting the months.

No more calling him a little poopi/puppy. He is officially an "adult" dog.

Bringing him to a pet cafe this saturday. Pet cafe? Ya.. Mr Kns was wondering what is a pet cafe. Well, i don't know too, cos i never go before.. will take pics and post on sunday.

Why go pet cafe? So good life huh?

My dad wanna celebrate for him.... so sweet right? His own daughter's birthday never celebrate for her, but grandson birthday so enthusiastic..

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Breakfast for Joanna

I woke up early to cook breakfast for my little sister but she don't appreciate lor! Hai. 

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005

New Wallet!


It's so cute! Like waving to me, asking me to hold it, open it and buy it home!!

Enough for my many many cards (though some i have to stuff in my bag), and the best thing is..

Look!! It has a seperate compartment! And it's the right size for my Nokia 7610! That means i can bring my wallet and handphone around without worrying about losing it cos it's together.. hehee.. And i'm able to stuff Mr Kns cigerettes inside too!

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